Simon Amstell: Do you put condoms on a man before you have intercourse?
Mel C: Do you?
Simon Amstell: *blushes* We just cuddle.
-Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Season 20 Episode 06.
Fact: All asexuals are biologically a salad
Omnisexuality Is NOT Pansexuality
I’m going to make a statement here, because something has been pissing me off recently.
PANSEXUAL AND OMNISEXUAL ARE NOT THE SAME FUCKING THING, YOU TWATS. I am omnisexual, and because of that I am absolutely enraged when people say things like “omnisexual, synonym for pansexual…”. I was on the omnisexual tumblr tag, and I saw someone had posted this:
Stop making up labels so you feel like you’re more special than everybody else. YOU ARE BI. THE END.”
All I could think is “you fucking insensitive cunt, I want to go over there and rip your teeth out.”