Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
Get out of your comfort zone and try something new. Learn something new. Do something you’ve never done before. My life changed ever since I convinced myself to try. I could attribute all the greatest moments in my life to the fact that I went out and did it, and didn’t settle for the same old, same old.
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John Green's tumblr: The Commencement Address -
Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is.
My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This…
heymanticore replied to your post: TAG. YOU’RE IT. the rules are to state ten random…
Sex Ed teacher! The coolest!!
Thank you! I wanted to go into environmental science, but I only recently realized I don’t actually like environmental science. And I think sex ed is important, so, why not?
heymanticore asked: TAG. YOU'RE IT. the rules are to state ten random facts about yourself! then go to your ten favorite blogs and tell them they're it!
OH MY GOSH, THANK YOU.
1) I am currently fixing up my typography portfolio.
2) I am learning to drive. I haven’t quite got the hang of turning yet.
3) My hairdryer is purple.
4) I will be attending Trinity College in the state of Connecticut next year.
5) I take an ridiculous amount of pills per day.
6) I’m seriously considering becoming a Sex Ed teacher.
7) I love office supplies.
8) I have curly hair.
9) I’m terrible at chemistry.
10) I have two cats, named after West Wing characters.
Weeeeeeeell. There we go. Thank you, lovely.