June 2012
73 posts
TUMBLR GROUP HUG!!! (reblog to join)
Jun 1st
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“358 days out of the year, I don’t give a shit about sharks.”
–  Michael C. Falzone (via mikefalzone) ahahahahhahahahahahaha i hate people i love sharks my sharks love me i think :\
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
94 posts
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
8 notes
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May 31st
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May 31st
4 notes
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
528 notes
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May 29th
888 notes
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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“I have no idea what Catskills is but it sounds like skills that only cats...”
– David
May 28th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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we were bored
Mollie: HI I'M MOLLIE WHAT'S YOUR NAME
Alicia: ADAM.
Mollie: HI ADAM WELCOME ABOARD I'LL BE YOUR CRUISE DIRECTOR
Alicia: THANK YOU KIND SIR
Mollie: WE HAVE MANY ENJOYABLE AND RELAXING ACTIVITIES SUCH AS TENNIS AND BEHEADING. WE ALSO HAVE A LOVELY WINE SELECTION IN THE MAIN HALL BETWEEN 6 PM AND 10 PM. CAN I HELP YOU WITH YOUR LUGGAGE?
Alicia: NO, BUT YOU MAY CARRY ME TO MY ROOM. ALSO I WOULD LIKE A SEPARATE SUITE FOR MY PET CATERPILLAR.
Mollie: I'M SURE WE CAN BULLDOZE THE BOILER ROOM AND MAKE SOME ROOM. HERE, CLIMB ON MY BACK. WE MUST JOURNEY TO THE THIRD FLOOR.
Alicia: THANK YOU. OFF WE GO.
May 24th
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LOOK WHAT I DID →
May 24th
mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
May 24th
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mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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ARGH Sleep
mrtobytheguy: How is it possible for me to want to go to sleep SOOOOOO much, but at the same time, not in the mood to sleep…My brain is going all inception on me….Kind of..not really but im confused and sleepy YO WHY ISN’T YOUR ASK ON? I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. THIS ISN’T COOL, DUDE.
May 20th
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REINTRODUCTION
I’ve recently gotten a few more followers (for no apparent reason), so I thought I’d introduce myself. Girl, omnisexual, a little bit out of my mind. I’m Mollie. Or Molli. Or MonkeyGirl, depending on who you ask. Creator of the universe, I fight evil and eat banana’s. I cause trouble for a living. <3  I’m a nerdfighter, potterhead, sherlockian, whovian,...
May 20th
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the big bag theory
vondell-swain: a tv show about a group of quirky nerdy guys who cannot get out of an enormous plastic bag
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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I managed to slice my finger open with a box cutter. This did two things: gave me a chance to practice my first aid training with one hand, and prove to me that, yes, my pain tolerance has gone up.
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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