(via loganveronica)
(Source: flapperorslapper, via taintedtreasure)
we were bored
Mollie: HI I'M MOLLIE WHAT'S YOUR NAME
Alicia: ADAM.
Mollie: HI ADAM WELCOME ABOARD I'LL BE YOUR CRUISE DIRECTOR
Alicia: THANK YOU KIND SIR
Mollie: WE HAVE MANY ENJOYABLE AND RELAXING ACTIVITIES SUCH AS TENNIS AND BEHEADING. WE ALSO HAVE A LOVELY WINE SELECTION IN THE MAIN HALL BETWEEN 6 PM AND 10 PM. CAN I HELP YOU WITH YOUR LUGGAGE?
Alicia: NO, BUT YOU MAY CARRY ME TO MY ROOM. ALSO I WOULD LIKE A SEPARATE SUITE FOR MY PET CATERPILLAR.
Mollie: I'M SURE WE CAN BULLDOZE THE BOILER ROOM AND MAKE SOME ROOM. HERE, CLIMB ON MY BACK. WE MUST JOURNEY TO THE THIRD FLOOR.
Alicia: THANK YOU. OFF WE GO.
mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from
That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.
I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?
I am Jack’s twenty-three unsolicited stickers.
OH GOD I NEED THIS BACK FOR THAT ^^
(via blandersonwarbler)
(Source: sassiarty, via bbutterfield)
(Source: scribblings-of-a-madcap-feeter)
(Source: laur-amour)
ARGH Sleep
How is it possible for me to want to go to sleep SOOOOOO much, but at the same time, not in the mood to sleep…My brain is going all inception on me….Kind of..not really but im confused and sleepy
YO WHY ISN’T YOUR ASK ON? I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. THIS ISN’T COOL, DUDE.
REINTRODUCTION
I’ve recently gotten a few more followers (for no apparent reason), so I thought I’d introduce myself. Girl, omnisexual, a little bit out of my mind.
I’m Mollie. Or Molli. Or MonkeyGirl, depending on who you ask. Creator of the universe, I fight evil and eat banana’s. I cause trouble for a living.
<3
I’m a nerdfighter, potterhead, sherlockian, whovian, browncoat, etc etc etc etc literally going on forever. Name a show, I’m probably in love with it.
Ships:
OTP: asdfghjkl;’ lolwut I don’t know. Dramione? 10/Rose? Probably 10/Rose.
hmm. Sherlock/Molly, Shawn/Jules, Pete/Myka, Jo/Zane, Han/Leia, Luna/Neville….etcetcetc
I like the socially awkward. I like the interesting. I like making a fool of myself, especially if I’m standing up for something.
I’m okay though, so you should say “hey”. I like people. I’ll prolly like you. :D
heymolli.com/ask
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